Water vs. Wine
Posted by: admin In: Funny Jokes|Sarcastic|Simply Frogg
WATER: It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. Tn other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.
However, Blakk Frogg wants you to know that we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Torecap what we have learned,
WATER = Doo Doo WINE, BEER, LIQUOR = HEALTH
Blakk Frogg wants you to live long, healthy lives! Free yourself of shit… Drink WINE, BEER, and LIQUOR!
To sum all this up in a nice neat paskage, “It is better to drink wine and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of it.”
No need to thank Blakk Frogg for this valuable information. Considerate this a public service announcement from your good friend and mine, the infamous Blakk Frogg.
Have a nice day…
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