US Oil Crisis Explained in Simple Terms
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A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the United States, given the vast and expansive landscape from which we OUGHT to have no trouble getting the fossil fuel to meet our needs.
Blakk Frogg figured out the problem and believe it or not, the answer won’t surprise you one damn bit: Nobody bothered to check the oil!
Simply put, we just didn’t know we had started to run low and the reason for our not knowing comes from a purely geographical reason.
Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Michigan, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas….
… and our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC.
Any Questions?
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