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Mad Cow at the French Restaurant

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I took my wife to a fancy French restaurant in the rich part of town the otehr night and for some strange reason the waiter took my order first.

Not wanting to make a scene, I said, “I’ll have the strip steak cooked medium rare, please.”

In a snooty French accent he then asked, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

Never got to eat my steak, but the doctors say I’ll be back on solid foods in a few weeks.

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