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The Anniversary Present

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I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.

So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”

Needless to say I spent our anniversary alone, bleeding, and in the emergency room.

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