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23-Year Old Man Killed Playing Frogger — Blakk Frogg NOT Responsible!

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Before any of you trolls out there attempt to lay the blame on Blakk Frogg’s doorstep, let the record show that Blakk Frogg in now way, shape or form condones stupidity of this magnitude.

He does, however, hope the idiot that attempted to play real-life, unscripted and non-choreographed Frogger (an old school video game where a frog attempts to hop its way across numerous lanes perilous traffic) near Clemson University makes a full recovery — and lives to suffer the full lifetime of humiliation he surely deserves for his recent blatant act of stupidity.

CLEMSON, SC (AP) – A man has been hospitalized after Clemson police say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game Frogger.

Multiple media outlets report that the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday.

In the Frogger arcade game, players move frogs through traffic on a busy road and through a hazard-filled river. Before he was hit, police say the 23-year-old had been discussing the game with his friends.

Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled “go” and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.

No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released, and police say he is not a Clemson student.

On another note, Blakk Frogg loves beer, bacon and beating bigots brutally with big bags of bananas!

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