His Pickup Line Didn’t Work
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While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken, unkempt man sit down next to her.
He turned to her with a sleazy, sly grin on his face and said, “Say, honey. . . I’d really like to get into those pants o’ yours.”
“Thanks,” she shot back without flinching, “but I’ve already got an asshole in there.”
