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Most Important Person In History

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One day at kindergarten a Teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”

A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”

The Teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”

Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St.Andrew.”

The Teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”

Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”

The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I’ll give you the $10.”

As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, “You know, Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said ‘Jesus Christ’.”

Marvin replied, “Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.”

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