Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Blakk Frogg wonders about a lot of things and today he decided to ask the following questions: “What Makes 100% and what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?”

We have all had days where some moron from uper management announced in a meeting that he or she ‘needed every single one of us to give over 100%’.

So, then…. How about achieving 103%? Would that satisfy them? Hmmm…. What exactly DOES make up 100% in life and how exactly WOULD a person achieve MORE than that?

Thanks to the power of the Internet, Blakk Frogg discovered a mathematical formula that helps to answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%.

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%,

And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%,

Now for the clincher: Look how far ass kissing will get you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% !

Using the above computations as a basis for a conclusion, it seems a mathematical certainty that Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there…. it’s all the Bullshit and Ass Kissing a person will have to do that will put them over the top.

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