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Rooting Out Muslim Terrorists

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As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does….

So next Saturday at 3 PM, Eastern Standard Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.

Also, since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side will show further proof of your anti-Muslim terrorist sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.


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