Checking for Ticks
Posted by: admin In: Humor
The other day a really gorgeous female friend of mine called me and told me that a strange man had walked up to her door and claiming to work for the Health Department earlier in the day. He said he had orders to ask people in the neighborhood to strip naked and jump up and down while he looked for… ticks.
Needless to say that after ten or fifteen minutes of jumping around stark naked while he looked her over searching for ticks she began to get cold — ‘cuz it’s January and snowing out. She said she realized she’d been scammed by some pervert in a funny hat and glasses, grabbed her clothes and bolted inside.
Wow. I can’t believe she didn’t recognize me in those glasses.
