You Know You’re in Texas When…
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You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car . . .
You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water . . .
You can say 110 degrees without fainting . . .
You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off . . .
You can make sun tea instantly . . .
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron . . .
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance . . .
Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one . . .
It’s noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets . . .
You actually burn your hand opening the car door . . .
Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter . . .
A formula less than 30 SPF is a joke and you only wear that to go to the corner store . . .
Hot air balloons can’t go (at all) . . .
No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car . . .
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear, “what if I get knocked out and lay on the pavement and cook to death”?
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
