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Little Johnny Learns to Go Pee Pee

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The teacher of a first grade class gives instructions to the little boys on how to go to the bathroom.

The teacher tells them the following:

One – unzip your zipper

Two – pull your ‘thing’ out

Three – stroke the skin back

Four – take a pee

Five – stroke the skin forward

Six – put it away and zip up the zipper

So the boys go to do their thing and return a few minutes later. The teacher asks, “Where is Little Johnny?”

One of the boys replies, “He is still in the bathroom.”

The teacher goes down the hall to the boy’s restroom and hears Little Johnny “Three, Five, Three, Five, Three, Five…………”

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