Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
“I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months [...]

Q. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. 45 minutes.

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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don’t have eyes.

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Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare
Q. Why do women rub their [...]

A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.”
The owner says, “I have made a fortune in my [...]

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q. What’s the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A. 45 pounds.

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A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, “Sir, can you tell me the time?”
The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, “It is a quarter to [...]

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?
A. About three inches.
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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry.
She immediately said “yes”.
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…”
After about an hour of trying to remember [...]

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it!

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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed [...]

Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. The y spray paint X’s on the back [...]