Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. The y spray paint X’s on the back [...]