Plastic Surgeons Boasting

There were three plastic surgeons having cocktails and boasting on particular skills and achievements.
The first doctor says, “I’m so good that one patient of mine lost all the digits of both hands. I reattached them with such cunning that today his is an award-winning concert pianist who plays all over the world.”
The second doctor says, [...]

Cows, Constitution and the Ten Commandments

ON COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal [...]