Toothpaste elicits no foul thoughts from most people… until now:

So the next time you go to scrape the filth off your choppers, just remember what your toothpaste is up to while you’re not looking…
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That’s right. You heard it correctly. Doggystyle. Real rough, too. . . and with lots of hair pulling!

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OK, folks… Everyone know Blakk Frogg likes a good joke about tampons and so forth, but what the HELL was this guy thinking?

Nothing screams “great in bed” more than dressing up in a giant maxipad and swinging tampon nunchucks dipped in ketchup at a girl. Seriously.
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