Toothpaste elicits no foul thoughts from most people… until now:

So the next time you go to scrape the filth off your choppers, just remember what your toothpaste is up to while you’re not looking…
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That’s right.  You heard it correctly.  Doggystyle.  Real rough, too. . . and with lots of hair pulling!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

OK, folks… Everyone know Blakk Frogg likes a good joke about tampons and so forth, but what the HELL was this guy thinking?

Nothing screams “great in bed” more than dressing up in a giant maxipad and swinging tampon nunchucks dipped in ketchup at a girl. Seriously.

No who in their right mind doesn’t enjoy a friendly game of spin the bottle, right?

Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri!

Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri!

Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri!
Yep. Spin the Bottle always did love a good game of Spin the Bottle. Can you blame him?

1. I’ll swallow it all… I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3. I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn’t you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
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