GENERAL RULES
1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
2. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
4. Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a [...]

You Don’t Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The [...]