I Believe in Sexy Saturdays

OK, so Blakk Frogg woke up at noon today and has great memories from the night before.  He drank a lot, made it home, and had drunken shower sex w/ a beautiful girl at 3 AM.  In honor of last night he now presents you with another installments of “I Believe in Sexy Saturdays”. . [...]

Firearms, Liberty and Life

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

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Zen Sarcasm by George Carlin

(sounds a lot like George Carlin… if you ask Blakk Frogg)
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a broken fan belt and [...]