365 Attempts to Have Sex

Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late [...]

Women Have the Last Word

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end… He said… Want a quickie? She said… As opposed to what? Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.She [...]