365 Attempts to Have Sex

March 10th, 2008 | Posted by admin

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were [...]

Women Have the Last Word

March 10th, 2008 | Posted by admin

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end…
He said… Want a quickie?
She said… As opposed to what?

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He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.She said… You wear briefs, [...]