10 Mar, 2008
365 Attempts to Have Sex
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Alcohol|Beer|Bodily Functions|Drinking|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex|Sex Joke
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late [...]




