A Few Words About Reality

Blakk Frogg says, “Man or woman who not listen to words of wisdom is either deaf or really stupid.”
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Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you’ve been in it for awhile … it isn’t so hot.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I [...]

Calories Burned During Sex

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [making it hurt] burns 543 calories.

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Take off her clothes with her consent: 12 cal
Take off her clothes without her consent: 187 cal

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Take off her bra with two hands: 8 cal
Take off her bra with one hand: 12 cal

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