Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it ‘on him’ while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1) having your mistress find out you’re [...]

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO — he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over. They check his license and ask him to get out of the car [...]

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television [...]

Just about everyone likes to have sex, and who can blame them. Did you know that scientists recently broke sex down into seven different types?

Click Here for Smurf Sex
Click Here for Kitchen Sex
Click Here for Bedroom Sex
Click Here for Hallway Sex
Click Here for Courtroom Sex
Click Here for Religious Sex
Click Here for Social Security Sex

Americas Best [...]

Some of these ‘funnies’ have circulated around the world a few million times, others have not. In any event, they are funny or sad, depending on your point of view. Deal with it.
They Walk Among Us.
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in [...]

Anyone who has had a loved one in the hospital — or has been in the hospital — will appreciate this.
A woman called a local hospital. “Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients? I’d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected or getting [...]

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

Americas Best MySpace Redneck Comments
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

Americas Best MySpace Redneck Comments
5. You [...]

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe-box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her [...]

The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions.
Ready to choose the color which one best suits you?
main | red | yellow | pink | purple | black
green | orange | brown | gray | [...]

Mr. Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn’t working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men’s Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops [...]