The Doctor says: “I’d like to prescribe a new drug.” Translation: I’m writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig. The Doctor says: “If it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a call.” Translation: I don’t know what the hell it is. Maybe it will go away by [...]
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall, not really doing anything. The room was full of workers and he wanted to [...]