Valentine’s Day Sex(?) Poem
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“In My Bed, Thinking of You…”
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this
strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I
can’t forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly
during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in
my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
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You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any
reservations, you laid on my naked body…you sensed
my indifference, so you started to bite my body
without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
crazy while you sucked me dry.
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Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you
were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only
the sheets bore witness to last night’s events.
My body still shows your marks, making it harder to
forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for
you… as soon you appear I will quickly grab you and
won’t let you go, will hold you with all my strength
so you won’t disappear. Won’t rest until l squeeze
your blood out….. you fucking little mosquito.
