Archive for February 11th, 2008
Cheapest Bar in Town
Blakk Frogg says, “One good turn deserves another, so turn around, go to the bar, and get me a beer!”
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir , that’ll be one cent,” said the barman.
“One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much [...]
Death Bed Confessions
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.”
“There’s no need to,” his wife replied.
“No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!”
“I know,” she replied. “Now just rest and [...]

