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Bill Clinton Goes for a Swim

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Blakk Frogg says, “Some politicians really are all wet.”

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Back during a portion of the Clinton Administration White House security agents noticed Bill Clinton using the pool more often than usual.

Every day at exactly 4:25 PM the President changed into his swimwear and jumped into the pool.

He then proceeded to take a deep breath, dive to the bottom, and stay there until he ran out of breath. He then rushed to the surface, quickly grabbed another breath and repeated the process over and over again until he was on the brink of exhaustion.

Then and only then would he crawl out of the pool, dry off, put his work clothes back on go about completing his normal Presidential duties.

After a week of this behavior, fearing for Bill’s mental stability, one of the security agents gathered the courage to ask him why he was acting so strangely.

“Well,” said Clinton, “One of my advisors told me that deep down I’m not so stupid.”

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