Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Blakk Frogg made it to his hotel room in Las Vegas finally around 11 PM local time, 2 AM his time.  He would like to thank all of you who kept him entertained while he sat in the Charlotte Airport for 4 hours by posting the very first “I Believe in Sexy Sundays”…  Enjoy!

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Thanks again to all the online folks who kept Blakk Frogg from sitting at the airport bar drinking top shelf margaritas for for hours! His bank account thanks you, as well!

- blakk frogg

Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall…

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The cop asked, “What’s he like?”

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

“Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.”

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Doctor Chris had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day Long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

“Chris, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go, Chris.”

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

“Chris……………..”

“Chris…………..”

“Chris………..”

“You’re a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.”

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