Top 12 Country Music Songs

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine 11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day 10. If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 8. I Still Miss You Baby, But [...]

Fishermen Discuss Divorce

Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking their ice cold beers. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife – she hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.” Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, [...]

Drunken Cuckoo Clock Joke

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, [...]