Why I Started Drinking Tequila

January 15th, 2008 | Posted by admin

For years Blakk Frogg avoided tequila. He simply could not stand the smell or taste of the stuff. It made him gag each time people around him drank it even if he wasn’t joining them.
Then, one day, he met a bartender who SWORE she knew a way to get him to drink tequila…..

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Nail Through the Testicles

January 15th, 2008 | Posted by admin

An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof – through his wedding tackle.
According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf “shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun” and was thereafter “unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof”.
It [...]

Drunk Needs a Push in the Rain

January 15th, 2008 | Posted by admin

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3 o’clock in the morning!
He slams [...]