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For years Blakk Frogg avoided tequila. He simply could not stand the smell or taste of the stuff. It made him gag each time people around him drank it even if he wasn’t joining them.

Then, one day, he met a bartender who SWORE she knew a way to get him to drink tequila…..

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Needless to say, Blakk Frogg learned to love tequila…. until the ugly, hairy, fat bartender showed up. Yuck. Straight back to bottled beer he went!

An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof – through his wedding tackle.

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf “shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun” and was thereafter “unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof”.

It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he’s reportedly “recovering well” following surgery.

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3 o’clock in the morning!

He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No, I did not, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes” comes back the answer.

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here on the swing!” replies the drunk.

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