Dangers of Drinking Wine and Beer
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking wine and beer…
It Scared the shit out of me.
So that’s it!
After today, no more reading.
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Hillary Clinton Went for a Jog
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped and fell over the bridge
railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
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We’d Rather Do Business With Al Qaeda
Never in my life would I consider that a rational idea until…
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So step right up, all you suicide bombing bastards. Just detonate away from others, or in the company of those you trained with, and we’ll get (what’s left of) you properly buried in no time.
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Hillbilly Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could [...]
