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Archive for January 2nd, 2008

A Bulgarian woman driver escaped relatively unscathed from a head-on pile-up with another vehicle when her 40DD breast implants absorbed most of the impact, Ananova reports.

Elena Marinova, 24, of Sofia, pranged her motor in the northern city of Ruse. Both cars were written off and the other driver seriously injured, local paper Standart reported.

A police expert explained: “[The implants] worked just like airbags – protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage.” He did, however, add: “They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do.”


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Quick and easy and so delicious!

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing – imagine that.

When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try:

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

  • 6-7 lb. Chicken
  • 1 cup melted butter
  • 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
  • 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT). Add salt/pepper to taste.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds.

When the chicken’s ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it’s done.

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