Guinness Beer and Steamed Clams — Love It!

Sorry, folks, but this postings contains a random rant by Blakk Frogg, not a joke…..  Deal with it!
Many years ago people tried their hardest to get Blakk Frogg to drink Guinness Beer. They told him how good it tasted, how it went well with this food, that food, by itself, etc. Needless to say Blakk Frogg couldn’t [...]

Dick in the Road

Back in grade school Blakk Frogg used to get in trouble all the time for acting like a fool in school… and for rhyming words like turds and birds.
He did not, however, get in trouble for saying things like, “You should have seen the size of the dick walking in the road this morning!”

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Cut Off by Dick in a Truck

On my work to work this morning I got cut off by this dick in a truck…

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Yeah… definitely a giant dick in that truck. So, so rude. He’s lucky I didn’t develop road rage and castrate him!
Hope all well out there wherever the hell you live!
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“Fathers Only” Survivor Series

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.

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Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science [...]

Are You: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide:
SCENARIO:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities and some seemingly unintelligible things about Jihad, raises [...]