Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 92 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a [...]

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at Everglades City, a town in Florida, with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so would you [...]

For years people have asked Blakk Frogg for any easy-to-understand tutorial explaining the primary and most imporatant difference between men and women. Finally, after years of careful research and numerous failed attmepts, Blakk Frogg has, indeed, come up with an easy-to-understand guide explaining the differences between men and women….. Sarcastic MySpace Comments For those still [...]

Some people shy away from things that have to do with bondage…. but your ass clicked the link. Guess that might make you…. a pervert? Right? click picture to enlarge more water bondage comments Nah, not really. The majority of people that Blakk Frogg has met in his years on this planet have their fetishes, [...]

This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe! (For those of you who are not local, Lake Conroe is in Conroe, TX – just north of Houston & south of Tyler). That has to be a HUGE gator! There’s a whole deer in its mouth! Are you ready to go skiing [...]