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21 Nov, 2007

She’s a Total Jackass

Posted by: admin In: Blakk Frogg Speaks|Humor|Sarcastic

Some days you can go through life without ever wanting to call someone a moron. Other days you can hardly turn around without feeling the need to yell at one.


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Here’s a case where the entire WORLD needs to yell at some moronic chick complaining about the possible effects noise from nearby jackhammers may have on her unborn child — as she smokes a cigarette.


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Blakk Frogg moved to the South a little more than three years ago and loves the weather down here. Additionally, he has met some rather unique and interesting people who may actually OWN and or DO some of the things you’ll see below:


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Blakk Frogg admits that he made a very brief effort research the meaning behind the President of the United States sparing the lives of two turkeys just before Thanksgiving…. and found out only that our country has done this for 60 years now. So that makes for approximately 120 spared birds. Wow.

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A United States Paratrooper was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Paratrooper got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Paratrooper went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Paratrooper and asked, “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Paratrooper calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America’s troops who are protecting your right to say stupid shit like that and act like an asshole… So, He sent me.”


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Blakk Frogg says, “Whether you agree or disagree with the ‘war activities’ currently taking place overseas or not, you had better agree that the brave men and women risking their lives for your right to debate such things deserve your respect and admiration.”

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