Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Now what sick, twisted, demented motherfrogger came up with THIS inflatable beast? Nothing screams ‘FUN’ like a 4-foot tall pair of pink labial lips bouncing around in the hot sunlight.

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Seriously, though. What warped little cookie thought, “You know, nothing makes kids giggle with glee more than seeing a cute monkey with a blown-out vagina…..”

On another note, authorities think that giant monkey vagina swallowed Blakk Frogg’s car last week. Who wants to go in after it?

Blakk Frogg did not drink this evening…. and so therefore it seemsas though he posted new free MySpace Drinking Comments to his Americas Best MySpace Comments project. See below for a few examples…. and someone PLEASE get Blakk Frogg a damn beer now!

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Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

So you see, Blakk Frogg staying sober every once in a while really does work out in your best interest…. though he WOULD appreciate someone bringing him a damn beer sometime this froggin’ century! Don’t make him beg, damn it!