Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

To My Dear Wife,

“You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight.”

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

To My Dear Husband,

“I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you tha t you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow”.

Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments

Every once in a while at the office you will hear something out of context that will make you stop, turn around, and say, “Wait. What the HELL did you just say?”

This morning Blakk Frogg overheard something that made him say those very words.

A female co-worker said, and Blakk Frogg quotes directly, “Not gonna’ eat it, just shove it in there. Then tie up the legs….”

Some of you fine, upstanding citizens will know she referred to preparing a turkey, but the rest of you perverts and deviants thought the same thing as Blakk Frogg…. and that’s alright.

Simply Frogg and Americas Best
free jokes, comments and graphics

Looking for more sarcasm, humor and wit from the fingertips of Blakk Frogg? Da’ Americas Best Sarcasm/Humor Site can help you make better brownies…. or at least keep you from slitting your wrist before dinner.

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”

The waiter replied, “Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!”

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, “What the hell, I’m on vacation! Bring me an order!”

The waiter replied, “I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!”

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said… “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins.”

Americas Best MySpace Animal Comments

Se we find ourselves part way through the month and Blakk Frogg has not yet posted the Most Popular Girls for MySpace from last month….. until now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Above you saw the Top 5 Most Popular Girls for MySpace Comments for October 2007…. now use the links below to see girls 6 through 15!

popular girls for myspace: 1 – 5
popular girls for myspace: 6 – 10
popular girls for myspace: 11 – 15

Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, “Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies’ cotton panties.”

The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as “unskilled labor”, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Pedro was asked his occupation. “Diesel Fitter”, he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week.

When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained,”Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor.”

“What skill?” yelled Manuel. “I sew the elastic on da’ panties, Pedro puts dem over his head and says, “Yeah, diesel fitter.”

Americas Best MySpace Girls Comments