To My Dear Wife,
“You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be [...]

Every once in a while at the office you will hear something out of context that will make you stop, turn around, and say, “Wait. What the HELL did you just say?”
This morning Blakk Frogg overheard something that made him say those very words.
A female co-worker said, and Blakk Frogg quotes directly, “Not gonna’ eat [...]

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”
The waiter replied, “Ah senor, you [...]

Se we find ourselves part way through the month and Blakk Frogg has not yet posted the Most Popular Girls for MySpace from last month….. until now!

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Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls for MySpace…. 100’s More Available Right Now!

Girls [...]

Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, “Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies’ cotton panties.”
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as “unskilled labor”, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. [...]