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Little Tony on Mathematics

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A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little TONY.

He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”

The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then little TONY says, “I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

To which Little TONY replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,” but I like your thinking.”

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2 Responses to "Little Tony on Mathematics"

1 | xntricpundits

October 29th, 2007 at 2:31 pm


That was hilarious…ha ha aha

2 | abarclay12

October 29th, 2007 at 3:20 pm


Ha ha. Very funny, and I love that I have a Dreamsicle poster.

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