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Every other year the Shocker Family gets together for a family reunion and this time, some bright member of the family brought a camera! So without further ado, please enjoy the following shocking family reunion photos:

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It stands to reason that someone will get mad at Blakk Frogg for [...]

For years scientists have tried to figure out WHY elk have such long and elaborate antlers. Some speculated that the cranial protrusions serve as weapons with which to challenge other elk at mating time, but Blakk Frogg knows differently.
In a rare, yet captivating moment, now forever captured on film, the REAL reason why elk have [...]

“Oh, the humanity!” exclaimed the poor listless soul who opened this blog entry and saw…. THIS!

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Blakk Frogg figured that if HE had to endure this image so early in the damn morning, well, so should the rest of you.
As always, have a nice day…. and may this image haunt you for all your [...]

Nothing ruins a nice evening at home (or in the backyard) with the pussy more than having to wade through excess hair. So, in the interest of appeasing the masses and keeping some similance of order in the world, Blakk Frogg has decided that he will take the initiative and insist that the pussy get shaved — [...]

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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away? Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida?”
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A blonde pushes her shiny red BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic [...]

The war against boring, lackluster Saturday morning blogging has begun and Blakk Frogg feels proud to strike first!

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So if you believe that Saturday mornings deserve a little spice, post some, read some and hopefully before the end of the day you’ll actually GET some!
 - blakk frogg

Had Blakk Frogg known that he woruld one day wind up spinning uncontrollably in a washing machine, he might never have had those evil, dastardly and disgusting thoughts….

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OK, so that last bit did not exactly ring through as truth. Who cares? Dirty little bastards go into the machine!
“Not so much detergent this time, [...]