12 Oct, 2007
Different Meanings for Men and Women
Posted by: admin In: Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic
Sometimes men and women don’t quite see eye to eye on things and Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found the problem. Men and women have different definitions for some very basic words. See below for details!
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
- Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
- Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
- Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
- Male…. Playing football without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
- Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
- Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
- Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
- Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
- Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
- Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
- Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
- Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-troh l) n.
- Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
- Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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