Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin [...]

Blakk Frogg has taken a lot of heat from the ladies over some of his potings lately….. and he does NOT care. He does, however, believe (partially) in fair play so without further ado, we now have the “Facts About Men” list. Enjoy!  1. Don’t imagine you can change a man unless he’s in diapers. 2. What [...]

My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. “When I fly other airlines,” he said irritably, “I don’t have this [...]

A man had box seat tickets for the World Series. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No,” he says. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for [...]

1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?” 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my [...]

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. ‘Hello?’ she cried, but no answer . ‘Is there anyone here?’ she cried a l ittle louder, but still no answer. Now the [...]