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One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BB’s in the other. He tripped and the BB’s, naturally, went right into the pot of beans.

Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.

The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny’s mother and said, “Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?”

Jane replied, “Nothing new, why do you ask?”

“Well,” said Mary, “this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot the canary!”

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Welcome to the First Ever Monthly Most Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments edition! Here you will find the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for the month of…. September 2007!

Masturbating Cat Caught in the Act

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Monkey Finger In Butt Tickles?

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Really Fat Woman on a Park Bench

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Little Girl Asks, “Practice for WHAT?”

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Painted Bathroom Floor Scares the Shit Out of People

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Tits! They Are Awesome!

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So there you have it, folks…. the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for the month of September 2007.

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It was the stir of the town when a white 80-year-old man married a white 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”

He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old motor running.”

The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, “You really are amazing. How do you do it?”

He again said, “You’ve got to keep the old motor running.”

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, “You must be quite a man.”

He responded, “You’ve got to keep that old motor running.” The nurse then said, “Well, you had better change the oil, this one’s black.”

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The intricacies of male-female relationships has plagued both men and women since the beginning of time and for all you ladies who have not yet quite figured out what guys’ words mean, Blakk Frogg would like to offer you this handy guide:

Haven’t I seen you before? = Nice ass

I’m a Romantic = I’m poor

I need you” = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I’m sick of masturbation

You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It’s just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she’ll have her legs around my head

She’s kind of cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue in the face

I don’t know if I like her = She won’t sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I’m insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you?

Oh, so you love me? = I’ve done something stupid and you might find out

Do you ‘really’ love me? = I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I’ll give you a call = I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I’ve been thinking a lot = You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You’re ugly

I’ve learned a lot from you = Next

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