The other day Blakk Frogg came across a folded up photograph in the hallway and this is what it said….
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Needless to say he quickly located two things:
1) The owner of the paper
2) A keg
- blakk frogg
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Hellmann’s Mayonnaise - Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from North Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
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