One afternoon a little girl returned from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied: “Really, sweetie, why don’t you tell me all about it?”
The little girl explained, “Well… Okay… the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy’s thing sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that’s how you get babies.”
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, “Oh, honey, that’s sweet, but that’s not how you get babies. That’s how you get jewelry.”
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Yep. Blakk Frogg definitley pissed off some folks with that joke……Â Good.
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a bottom shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him… they kiss… and then they rip each other’s clothes …. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?”
The guy says, “Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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Yep. Blakk Frogg loves a good joke….. and there are lots of them on SimplyFrogg.Com
A study conducted by Blakk Frogg’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies in this area have been cancelled.
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