Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

WATER: It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. Tn other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.

However, Blakk Frogg wants you to know that we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Torecap what we have learned,

WATER = Doo Doo

WINE, BEER, LIQUOR = HEALTH

Blakk Frogg wants you to live long, healthy lives! Free yourself of shit… Drink WINE, BEER, and LIQUOR!

To sum all this up in a nice neat paskage, “It is better to drink wine and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of it.”

No need to thank Blakk Frogg for this valuable information. Considerate this a public service announcement from your good friend and mine, the infamous Blakk Frogg.

Have a nice day…

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An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, whereupon the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age. Do you and hubby still have intercourse?”

“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she replied.

She went out and yelled across the reception room, “Tom do we still have intercourse?”

Tom answered impatiently, “If I told you once, I told you a thousand times… We have Blue Cross!”

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For all of you that have ever wondered what a ‘nappy headed hoe’ really looks like, Blakk Frogg has the answer:

Americas Best MySpace Political Comments

Any questions?

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Like Sarcasm?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

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