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Cheap Date Suggestion

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For all of you that find yourselves broke as hell with the desire to get your groove on, Blakk Frogg came up with the perfect Cheap Date package. Simply find a willing partner and break out the following….

(2) Tall Boys of Malt Liquor Beverage to start the party

(3) Lubricated & Ribbed Condoms to keep the party safe

(4) ‘Loosie’ Menthol Cigarettes for breaks in the action

(1) Key to an Hourly Rates Motel room for privacy

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How will you know when you’ve found the perfect partner for the night’s events? Easy! Look around the room for anyone wearing a shirt like this:

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For those who want a shirt like that so that everyone knows your intents for the evening…. all you have to do is…. click this damn link!

-blakk frogg

P.S. ——> If you STILL can’t get a fun-filled cheap date even with this very helpful and informative advice, it’s probably because your breath smells like stale, moldy, shredded onions dipped in curdled milk. 😛

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