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		<title>Daughter Wants to Become a Prostitute&#8230; and Mom Objects!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just&#8230; WOW. When Blakk Frogg read this Dear Abby article he nearly choked on his breakfast. Ha ha. 18-yr old daughter lost her job and now wants to become a prostitute. Sound like something too hard to believe? Read the full article here on Yahoo! and see for yourself, ua&#8217; filthy bunch of non-believers! Blakk [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2012/01/18/daughter-wants-to-become-a-prostitute-and-mom-objects/</link>
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		<title>Welfare Check Fun and Games</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, &#8220;Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I&#8217;d really rather have a job.&#8221; The social worker behind the counter said, &#8220;Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/23/welfare-check-fun-and-games/</link>
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		<title>Cocaine… Your Kids WILL Find It!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you with a drug problem and children at home, don&#8217;t let this happen to you! Hide your drugs in more appropriate places!
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		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/cocaine%e2%80%a6-your-kids-will-find-it/</link>
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		<title>Sheila is Blowing Chunks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Although the whole &#8216;talking babies&#8217; thing got played out YEARS AGO, every once in a while a funny picture surfaces&#8230; like this one: Sarcastic MySpace Comments]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/sheila-is-blowing-chunks/</link>
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		<title>Finish What You Start — Stress Relief</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/21/finish-what-you-start-%e2%80%94-stress-relief/</link>
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		<title>Caucasian Sip-n-Slurp&#8230; at Walmart</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Never thought I&#8217;d ever see something in Walmart that I simply just cannot live without&#8230; until now. For Christmas I&#8217;d like a &#8220;Caucasian Sip-n-Slurp&#8221; Sarcastic MySpace Comments Naturally I wonder what sort of options the Caucasian Sip-n-Slurp comes with. A bib, perhaps? And can you order your Sip-n-Slurp in a choice of hair colors? Body [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/21/caucasian-sip-n-slurp-at-walmart/</link>
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		<title>Farmer, Game Warden and Dynamite</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every Sunday afternoon everyone in the neighborhood would meet at the nearby cross roads and country store to compare their weekend catches. Everyone had normal size fish except this one old farmer who had always brought in huge fish. The game warden heard about this and showed up one Sunday afternoon. After inspecting the old [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/10/11/farmer-game-warden-and-dynamite/</link>
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		<title>Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Ever?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With the approach of Halloween comes the inevitable slew of interesting and unusual costume pictures getting posted on the Internet. Today we&#8217;d like to highlight a Halloween costume that we believe may win first prize for most disgusting Halloween costume ever. Enjoy! Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Idea: Tampon Ninja For those of you NOT interested [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/10/07/most-disgusting-halloween-costume-ever/</link>
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		<title>Baggy Pants Affecting Halloween</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No one appreciates the fact that &#8216;nut hugger&#8217; jeans have (mostly) fallen out of fashion more than Blakk Frogg but someone REALLY needs to put limitations on the whole baggy pants epidemic that has now, as illustrated by the two Halloween Costumes below, infected Halloween. Pull Up Your D@#n Pants, Ya&#8217; Dolphin! Buy a Belt, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/09/21/baggy-pants-affecting-halloween/</link>
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		<title>An American Moment. . .</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s more American than listening to G&#8217;n'R Paradise City in the garage, drinking beer, cleaning the garage, and making sure the kids don&#8217;t kill each other. . . with meat on the grill. . firearms safely stored. . just got permission from the neighbor to walk in his yard to stain that side of the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://black-frogg.com/2011/09/10/an-american-moment/</link>
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