http://black-frogg.com Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:14:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en To celebrate the day when a lot of people injure themselves while puking up green beer, Jameson's Irish Whiskey, and whatever foods they managed to scarf down between raucous verses of songs they sing only when wasted, or as we like to call it, shit hammered on St. Patrick's Day, ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/17/alcohol-and-drinking-jokes/ We figured this posting really and truly needed to get written on today, March 17th, because a lot of you boneheads will go out tonight, get wasted on Irish Car Bombs and green beer, and drive your cars into mailboxes, trees, guardrails, etc. on the way home -- or to ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/17/too-drunk-to-attend-own-dui-hearing/ Anyone with an IQ over 40 knows that Blakk Frogg enjoys going to the beach and the local pool where he gets to see pretty young ladies wearing clothing as thin dental floss to cover their 'naughty bits' -- and he's not ashamed or afraid to admit it! Long live the ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/17/dental-floss-as-a-bathing-suit/ One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them?" The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about". The woman responded, ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/16/you-can-find-pms-in-the-bible/ A rural Texas farmer's wife came home and found her husband in bed with another woman. She was so mad - she grabbed him by the hair of his head and yanked him right out of bed and across the room. She dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/15/caught-her-husband-cheating/ A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during a rendezvous, she confided in him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/14/wealthy-married-mans-mistress-gets-pregnant/ Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as THE whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, 'That's the ship that Killed my father! ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/13/a-tale-of-two-whales/ I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/12/sportsmans-double-motherdaughter-threesome/ The other day a really gorgeous female friend of mine called me and told me that a strange man had walked up to her door and claiming to work for the Health Department earlier in the day. He said he had orders to ask people in the neighborhood to ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/11/checking-for-ticks/ My parents told me to take pride in my education and to this day I still do so. I also like to take every opportunity to share the wealth with my closest friends. So, without further ado, the Lesson of the Day is as follows: The Letter 'B'. Sarcastic MySpace Free Picture ... http://black-frogg.com/2010/03/10/todays-lesson-the-letter-b/