Blakk Frogg Joke Blog » Sarcastic http://black-frogg.com Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:12:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dads Against Daughters Dating http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/10/dads-against-daughters-dating/ http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/10/dads-against-daughters-dating/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:12:15 +0000 Blakk Frogg http://www.americasbestmyspace.com/myspace-comments-blog/?p=1298 Dads, if you have a daughter then that you love, care about, would do anything for, and would like not to see knocked up, pregnant, with child, etc. before the age of, um, well not until after they finish college, get a job, etc., then THIS shirt is for YOU!

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]]> http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/10/shut-up-stupid-people/feed/ 0 Politician Destined to Lose… Lewza! http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/09/politician-destined-to-lose%e2%80%a6-lewza/ http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/09/politician-destined-to-lose%e2%80%a6-lewza/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:33:11 +0000 Blakk Frogg http://www.americasbestmyspace.com/myspace-comments-blog/?p=1275 Some people say Blakk Frogg has a face for radio… and the personality of a pissed off walrus with a toothache. Regardless of that, he knows for a fact that a guy named Lewza ought not enter ANY competitions, let alone run for office!

Lewza is running for public office
Would you vote for a guy named Lewza?

Our sources report that this sign actually got used in a real election someplace in Upstate New York.

]]> http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/09/politician-destined-to-lose%e2%80%a6-lewza/feed/ 0 Daughter Wants to Become a Prostitute… and Mom Objects! http://black-frogg.com/2012/01/18/daughter-wants-to-become-a-prostitute-and-mom-objects/ http://black-frogg.com/2012/01/18/daughter-wants-to-become-a-prostitute-and-mom-objects/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:29:50 +0000 admin http://black-frogg.com/?p=1981 Just… WOW. When Blakk Frogg read this Dear Abby article he nearly choked on his breakfast. Ha ha. 18-yr old daughter lost her job and now wants to become a prostitute.

Sound like something too hard to believe? Read the full article here on Yahoo! and see for yourself, ua’ filthy bunch of non-believers!

Blakk Frogg’s Humble Opinion

Hilarious. An eighteen year old honestly believes that selling her body to any Tom, DICK or Harry will allow her to make more money and live a better life. What the Hell kind of upbringing did this girl have that she would really think a life of debauchery for hire on the seedy (another good pun!) side of life makes any kind of sense?

Congratulations, Mom (and others), on waiting until the last minute to let your daughter know that a fast-paced career on her knees won’t pay off in the end.

There will be no happy ending; except for the customer.

Deciding to become a stripper
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Please note that although Blakk Frogg opted to use the above funny stripper joke image in this posting, he does NOT equate adult entertainment w/ prostitution. He definitely sees a difference between a young woman ‘dancing for dollars’ around poles and a young woman spreading her holes for strangers’ poles!

]]> http://black-frogg.com/2012/01/18/daughter-wants-to-become-a-prostitute-and-mom-objects/feed/ 0 Welfare Check Fun and Games http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/23/welfare-check-fun-and-games/ http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/23/welfare-check-fun-and-games/#comments Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:03:39 +0000 admin http://black-frogg.com/?p=1984 A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”

The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL550 and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20′s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, just plain wide-eyed said, “You’re bullsh#ttin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well … You started it.”

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]]> http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/cocaine%e2%80%a6-your-kids-will-find-it/feed/ 0 Sheila is Blowing Chunks http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/sheila-is-blowing-chunks/ http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/sheila-is-blowing-chunks/#comments Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:03:46 +0000 admin http://black-frogg.com/?p=1982 Although the whole ‘talking babies’ thing got played out YEARS AGO, every once in a while a funny picture surfaces… like this one:


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]]> http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/sheila-is-blowing-chunks/feed/ 0 Finish What You Start — Stress Relief http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/21/finish-what-you-start-%e2%80%94-stress-relief/ http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/21/finish-what-you-start-%e2%80%94-stress-relief/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:51:00 +0000 Blakk Frogg http://www.americasbestmyspace.com/myspace-comments-blog/?p=1265 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptions, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u luvum!!

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]]> http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/21/finish-what-you-start-%e2%80%94-stress-relief/feed/ 0 Baggy Pants Affecting Halloween http://black-frogg.com/2011/09/21/baggy-pants-affecting-halloween/ http://black-frogg.com/2011/09/21/baggy-pants-affecting-halloween/#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 01:20:53 +0000 admin http://black-frogg.com/?p=1952 No one appreciates the fact that ‘nut hugger’ jeans have (mostly) fallen out of fashion more than Blakk Frogg but someone REALLY needs to put limitations on the whole baggy pants epidemic that has now, as illustrated by the two Halloween Costumes below, infected Halloween.

Baggy Pants Dolphin Costume?
Pull Up Your D@#n Pants, Ya’ Dolphin!

Baggy Pants Penguin Costume?
Buy a Belt, Ya’ D@#n Hippie Penguin!

Please, folks, if you value a butt crack free Halloween as much as Blakk Frogg, help these lost souls out by giving them a belt for Christmas — not one made out of animal products. For obvious reasons.

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URGENT: As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials warned that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents brace themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact. FEMA advised: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Sports…the weather. Remember, a conversation is basically a series of Facebook updates strung together.” BE SAFE


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