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Little Boy Spots Woman With No Clothes On

admin — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 23:02:51 +0000

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.

She was stark naked!

As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’

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Halloween Costume Halloween Accessory Blog

admin — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 17:56:18 +0000

Once again that bastard of a Frogg broke all new(?) ground by digging deep into his twisted little mind, pulled out a great(?) idea, and wasted the entirety of his weekend putting up on the internet for all to see. Yep. Blakk Frogg needs a life!

Check out Frogg Wear’s Halloween Costume & Accessory Blog… or that evil amphibian will start drinking, catch the bus to your place, hose down your front door with freshly processed beer, and leave a large ‘steamer’ in your Mom’s prize winning flowerbed!

Yes… Even Amphibians Like Naughty Nurses!

Have You Heard About MySpace Sarcasm?

admin — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:06:19 +0000

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com for March 2010. Now go get me a beer, you lazy freak!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"> Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</a> you like peanut butter between your toes

Popular on SarcasticMySpace.Com — March 2010

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:03:42 +0000

No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"> Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</a> you think goats look good in lingerie!

Americas-Best.Com Popular Pics — March 2010

admin — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:03:42 +0000

Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://americas-best.com" style="text-decoration: none;"> Visit Americas-Best.Com for…</a> funny and/or stupid things to make you laugh

MySpaceSarcasm.Com…. Popular in ‘The Cool Crowd’

Blakk Frogg — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:05:44 +0000

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com at a time when gerbils mated and accidentally created moose dung. Now go get us some beer, you lazy freaks!

Popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for March 2010

admin — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:48:03 +0000

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Sex… and Russian Drivers

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:09:47 +0000

OK, so maybe we slacked off a bit recently with the posts… Deal with it!

At least we don’t drive around having sex like 25% of he population in Russia.

MOSCOW, Russia — Knowing that a high percentage of the drivers around you have been drinking vodka has always made driving in Russia a, shall we say, bit of a challenge, Voyeurwebbers. Now, it is even more of a challenge.

A poll released by KRC Research and Goodyear revealed that about 25 percent of Russians have had sex while driving…

Well… Vodka makes Blakk Frogg and all his amphibious bastard posse do many, many bad things. So this latest revelation(?) does not surprise us. At all.

We need lawyers… by the way. And more vodka. Lol.

Here… Have some skin. We hear it does a body good.

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US Military Bumper Stickers

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:01:35 +0000

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

“U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

“Water-boarding is out so kill them all!”

“Interrogators can’t water-board dead guys”

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“U.S. Marines – Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

“Navy seals – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone – Delta Force Smile Back”

“Army Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”

“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

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“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”

“Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?”

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”

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2009 Wrap Up: Popular Postings for the Dirtry-Minded Masses

admin — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:26:59 +0000

2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times. . . and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times.

In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!

Well we hope you enjoyed 2009′s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!

Oh, and before we go, you really should Click Here to See Me Naked. Ha ha…