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Dads Against Daughters Dating

Blakk Frogg — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:12:15 +0000

Dads, if you have a daughter then that you love, care about, would do anything for, and would like not to see knocked up, pregnant, with child, etc. before the age of, um, well not until after they finish college, get a job, etc., then THIS shirt is for YOU!

Dads Against Daughters Dating

Shut Up, Stupid People!

Blakk Frogg — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:37:16 +0000

This baby knows EXACTLY what he wants: He wants stupid people to shut the hell up! Can you blame him? Stupid people SUCK!

Politician Destined to Lose… Lewza!

Blakk Frogg — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:33:11 +0000

Some people say Blakk Frogg has a face for radio… and the personality of a pissed off walrus with a toothache. Regardless of that, he knows for a fact that a guy named Lewza ought not enter ANY competitions, let alone run for office!

Would you vote for a guy named Lewza?

Our sources report that this sign actually got used in a real election someplace in Upstate New York.

Cocaine… Your Kids WILL Find It!

Blakk Frogg — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:18:21 +0000

For those of you with a drug problem and children at home, don’t let this happen to you! Hide your drugs in more appropriate places!

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Finish What You Start — Stress Relief

Blakk Frogg — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:51:00 +0000

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptions, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u luvum!!

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MySpaceSarcasm.Com…. Popular in ‘The Cool Crowd’

Blakk Frogg — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:05:44 +0000

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com at a time when gerbils mated and accidentally created moose dung. Now go get us some beer, you lazy freaks!

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Funny Motivational Posters: Oct 2009

Blakk Frogg — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:03:16 +0000

Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009!

You can find more mock motivational posters over at a funny little site called MySpace Sarcasm.

OMG! Knock First!

Blakk Frogg — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:37:07 +0000

Cat Says a Bad Word

Blakk Frogg — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:37:07 +0000

This foul-mouthed kitty cat must’ve just seem something really weird… like you getting paid by a U.S. Senator for ‘favors’ behind a row of outhouses.