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Dads Against Daughters Dating

Blakk Frogg — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:12:15 +0000

Dads, if you have a daughter then that you love, care about, would do anything for, and would like not to see knocked up, pregnant, with child, etc. before the age of, um, well not until after they finish college, get a job, etc., then THIS shirt is for YOU!

Dads Against Daughters Dating

Shut Up, Stupid People!

Blakk Frogg — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:37:16 +0000

This baby knows EXACTLY what he wants: He wants stupid people to shut the hell up! Can you blame him? Stupid people SUCK!

Politician Destined to Lose… Lewza!

Blakk Frogg — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:33:11 +0000

Some people say Blakk Frogg has a face for radio… and the personality of a pissed off walrus with a toothache. Regardless of that, he knows for a fact that a guy named Lewza ought not enter ANY competitions, let alone run for office!

Would you vote for a guy named Lewza?

Our sources report that this sign actually got used in a real election someplace in Upstate New York.

Cocaine… Your Kids WILL Find It!

Blakk Frogg — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:18:21 +0000

For those of you with a drug problem and children at home, don’t let this happen to you! Hide your drugs in more appropriate places!

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Finish What You Start — Stress Relief

Blakk Frogg — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:51:00 +0000

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptions, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u luvum!!

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Have You Heard About MySpace Sarcasm?

admin — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:06:19 +0000

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com for March 2010. Now go get me a beer, you lazy freak!

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"> Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</a> you like peanut butter between your toes

Popular on SarcasticMySpace.Com — March 2010

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:03:42 +0000

No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
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Americas-Best.Com Popular Pics — March 2010

admin — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:03:42 +0000

Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it!

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MySpaceSarcasm.Com…. Popular in ‘The Cool Crowd’

Blakk Frogg — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:05:44 +0000

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com at a time when gerbils mated and accidentally created moose dung. Now go get us some beer, you lazy freaks!

Popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for March 2010

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