Blakk Frogg Joke Blog » Funny Pictures http://black-frogg.com Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:12:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dads Against Daughters Dating http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/10/dads-against-daughters-dating/ http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/10/dads-against-daughters-dating/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:12:15 +0000 Blakk Frogg http://www.americasbestmyspace.com/myspace-comments-blog/?p=1298 Dads, if you have a daughter then that you love, care about, would do anything for, and would like not to see knocked up, pregnant, with child, etc. before the age of, um, well not until after they finish college, get a job, etc., then THIS shirt is for YOU!

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]]> http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/10/shut-up-stupid-people/feed/ 0 Politician Destined to Lose… Lewza! http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/09/politician-destined-to-lose%e2%80%a6-lewza/ http://black-frogg.com/2012/02/09/politician-destined-to-lose%e2%80%a6-lewza/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:33:11 +0000 Blakk Frogg http://www.americasbestmyspace.com/myspace-comments-blog/?p=1275 Some people say Blakk Frogg has a face for radio… and the personality of a pissed off walrus with a toothache. Regardless of that, he knows for a fact that a guy named Lewza ought not enter ANY competitions, let alone run for office!

Lewza is running for public office
Would you vote for a guy named Lewza?

Our sources report that this sign actually got used in a real election someplace in Upstate New York.

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]]> http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/cocaine%e2%80%a6-your-kids-will-find-it/feed/ 0 Sheila is Blowing Chunks http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/sheila-is-blowing-chunks/ http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/sheila-is-blowing-chunks/#comments Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:03:46 +0000 admin http://black-frogg.com/?p=1982 Although the whole ‘talking babies’ thing got played out YEARS AGO, every once in a while a funny picture surfaces… like this one:


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]]> http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/22/sheila-is-blowing-chunks/feed/ 0 Finish What You Start — Stress Relief http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/21/finish-what-you-start-%e2%80%94-stress-relief/ http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/21/finish-what-you-start-%e2%80%94-stress-relief/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:51:00 +0000 Blakk Frogg http://www.americasbestmyspace.com/myspace-comments-blog/?p=1265 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptions, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u luvum!!

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]]> http://black-frogg.com/2011/11/21/finish-what-you-start-%e2%80%94-stress-relief/feed/ 0 Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Ever? http://black-frogg.com/2011/10/07/most-disgusting-halloween-costume-ever/ http://black-frogg.com/2011/10/07/most-disgusting-halloween-costume-ever/#comments Fri, 07 Oct 2011 17:16:37 +0000 admin http://black-frogg.com/?p=1956 With the approach of Halloween comes the inevitable slew of interesting and unusual costume pictures getting posted on the Internet. Today we’d like to highlight a Halloween costume that we believe may win first prize for most disgusting Halloween costume ever. Enjoy!

Tampon Ninja
Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Idea: Tampon Ninja

For those of you NOT interested in dressing up as a female hygiene product assassin, the Frogg Wear Halloween Blog. It’s got more than 2,000 costumes and costume accessories for kids and adults to browse through. Definitely a good place to look for costume ideas!

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Yes… Blakk Frogg’s talking about YOU and he certainly has too much time on his hands these days.  NOT!

Click Here for More Slacker Stuff… Unless You’re Too Lazy!

That’s what inspired this product line.  Blakk Frogg works his amphibious tail off all the time and has to endure sooooo many people around him just lollygagging their way through life stopping ONLY to complain and whine about how “life is so hard” and “life’s so unfair”. . .  so he came up with this design to tell all those people just how he feels about them.  THEY’RE ALL A BUNCH OF SLACKERS!

Feel free to share the ‘love’ that emanates from this friendly, polite and simple, yet oh-so-appropriate design.  Or not.  Most of you won’t, though, ‘cuz you’re just a bunch of… SLACKERS!

]]> http://black-frogg.com/2011/08/12/slacker-finger-has-arrived-finally/feed/ 0 Who Wants to be a Millionaire and S-e-x http://black-frogg.com/2011/06/11/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-and-s-e-x/ http://black-frogg.com/2011/06/11/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-and-s-e-x/#comments Sat, 11 Jun 2011 14:03:43 +0000 admin http://black-frogg.com/?p=1890 My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she quickly answered and then turned away.

Thinking I could win her over with charm, I then asked, “Is that your final answer?”

This time she didn’t even turn around before simply saying, “No.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend…”

I had no idea you could get a concussion from a cell phone…

]]> http://black-frogg.com/2011/06/11/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-and-s-e-x/feed/ 0 Deep Thought From a Shallow Mind http://black-frogg.com/2010/05/20/deep-thought-from-a-shallow-mind/ http://black-frogg.com/2010/05/20/deep-thought-from-a-shallow-mind/#comments Thu, 20 May 2010 15:08:49 +0000 admin http://black-frogg.com/?p=1747 There is no “I” in team. But there are three U’s in “Shut the Fu#k Up!”

Never forget that.


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While Blakk Frogg certainly didn’t come up w/ that one on his own, he did laugh his amphibious nuts off when he read it and felt obligated to share! Now shut the f#ck up and get him a cold beer!


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